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inventorshipped adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberation of an inventor explaining a faulty prototype. Katiemarie was inventorshipped, taking several minutes to explain a broken beer-mat contraption. inventory Tetrised adj. Drunk to the point where every item in your pockets must fit an exact pub-shaped gap. Ladson was inventory Tetrised, rotating coins and receipts until they fitted his wallet. inventory managemented adj. Drunk past the point of ordering another round without first calculating demand and surplus. Deylen was inventory managemented, forecasting the table's thirst before calling the barman. inventory tetrised adj. Drunk enough to arrange your possessions by available space, with the ashtray as a cornerstone. inventoured adj. Sharpened by drink into an inventor of mechanisms no sober person requested. inventressed adj. Of a drinker who has devised a new mechanism, and cannot operate the old one. inventrixed (/ɪnˈvɛntɹɪksd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered a novel solution to the problem of standing. inveracitied adj. A drinker who has abandoned truth in favour of saying the taxi is nearly here. Ailet was inveracitied, despite the taxi being visibly absent. inverisimilituded adj. A drinker so far gone that the account of the evening acquires no likelihood whatsoever. Ashalee was inverisimilituded and claimed the bouncer had once been her headmaster. inveritied adj. The state of being drunk and committed to a falsehood of modest practical importance. inverminationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun treating the pub as an internal ecosystem. inverse Fourier transformed adj. Reduced by drink to reconstructing the evening from its scattered amplitudes, chiefly the loud parts. inverse agonisted adj. Softened by drink into producing the opposite response to every sensible suggestion. inverse attractioned adj. Sharpened by drink into declining every relative pronoun for the wrong grammatical reason. Merlena was inverse attractioned, declining every relative pronoun for the wrong reason before ordering chips. inverse condemnationed adj. Loosened by drink into surrendering private property, then preparing a lawsuit for the sandwich. Praneeth was inverse condemnationed and demanded compensation for his confiscated chips. inverse cosined adj. Still drunk, and confidently calculating the wrong angle before proceeding in that direction.