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invertebraed adj. Too drunk to maintain a backbone, relying on nearby companions whenever conversation or movement requires support. Fracisco was invertebraed by midnight, leaning on Darelene to reach the quieter room. invertebrated (/ɪnˈvəːtɪbrətd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender all backbone, allowing the group to carry both the person and the decision. Fatma became invertebrated and let Kensey choose the route, the restaurant, and the apology. inverted (/ɪnˈvɜːtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a questionable arch, and expecting the people beneath it to provide structural support. Gerardine became inverted against the doorway, requiring Delilah to support both her and the conversation. inverted Jennied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a small historical distinction for urgent business affecting everyone present. inverted breved adj. Having drunk more than a mark can bear, placing every brief remark upside down in meaning. inverted careted adj. You have drunk enough to point emphatically at the wrong person whenever responsibility is discussed. Jasnoor became inverted careted and indicated Crisanto whenever anyone mentioned the missing glasses. inverted circumflexed adj. Drunk to the point where your voice dips at precisely the wrong moments. inverted commaed adj. Drunk enough to open every remark with quotation marks and close none of them. Courtland got inverted commaed and began placing imaginary quotation marks around the menu. inverted exclamation pointed adj. Drunk past the point of putting the excitement before the sentence has begun. inverted hatted adj. Drunk beyond keeping the little roof over a letter the right way up. Thijs was inverted hatted and corrected the accents on the drinks list. inverted indexed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the search terms decide what the conversation is about. Makaiyah got inverted indexed and answered questions by their most searchable words. inverted interrobanged adj. Drunk, with the result that every question arrives already astonished. inverted palled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the room acquire a covering from the wrong direction. inverted pentagramed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging five points, one downward, before attempting the bill. Travonte became inverted pentagramed and positioned five beer mats with quiet precision. inverted pyramided adj. Drunk on the strength of giving the important part first, then supplying circumstances nobody requested. Zhair got inverted pyramided and led with the conclusion before explaining the taxi. inverted question marked adj. Drunk in a way that places the enquiry before its premises, leaving the answer to assemble itself afterwards.