investment bankinged
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investment bankinged adj. Reduced by drink to raising support, trading balance and acquiring whatever furniture remains solvent. Fatmanur was investment bankinged, borrowing stability from three chairs and a sideboard. investment castinged adj. Softened by drink into a precise impression of the banister, formed during an attempted descent. Romiah was investment castinged against the rail, leaving a convincing human outline.
investment companied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose elbows acquire holdings in every available surface. investment consultanted adj. Loosened by drink into advising others on balance while borrowing theirs. Antonasia became investment consultanted and offered the banister detailed financial guidance. investment dressinged adj. Emboldened by drink to wear impractical shoes on stairs, on the theory that expense confers stability. Daesean got investment dressinged and attempted the staircase in ceremonial shoes. investment firmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the next round as a long-term enterprise, with no prospectus required. investment funded adj. Having drunk enough to pool every remaining coin and appoint the most confident person to manage it. Delphyne became investment funded and entrusted the taxi fare to someone still wearing a hat. investment lettered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with promising not to resell the evening before reaching the taxi. investment strategied adj. You have drunk enough to select each remaining stop according to rules no sober person can locate. Ahyonna got investment strategied and ranked three pubs by their likely return in chips. investmented (/ɪnˈvɛstməntd/) adj. The state of being drunk and committed bodily to a wall, rail or other fixed asset. Almeta was investmented against the stairs, unable to liquidate her position. investomered (/ɪnˈvɛstəməd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every pub receipt as a personal dividend. investored (/ɪnˈvɛs.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: putting money into another round in expectation of a profit that will not arrive before closing. Dyonna became investored and described the final round as a modest but necessary position. investorismed adj. Of a drinker who has made the health of the evening dependent on continual reinvestment in rounds. Quantiana got investorismed and argued that the pub's economy required one more round. investorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a proprietary interest in the bar and its remaining stock. investressed adj. A drinker who puts the evening's remaining funds into another round and calls it prudence. Williaa got investressed and spent the taxi money on a carefully chosen final drink.
investured (/ɪnˈvɛstjʊə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that receiving the final round feels like a formal appointment.