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incavationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hollow out the evening, leaving only a coat, a glass and yourself inside it. incavitied adj. Having drunk enough to bend inwards around the last pint, preserving nothing of the surrounding conversation. incavoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, with every remark cut sharply into the conversation. incel speaked adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced ordinary pub talk to a vocabulary of grievances and rankings. Armita got incel speaked and described the queue for the bar in terms of social hierarchy. incel-speaked adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses ordinary rejection as though compiling a formal theory of it. Jemimah became incel-speaked after being refused a cigarette, and developed three explanations. inceldomed adj. Of a drinker: voluntarily alone in company, and treating the condition as a settled constitutional arrangement. incelebritied adj. Drunk to the point where obscurity becomes a household virtue, and introductions seem unnecessary. incelhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has made a private philosophy of being left out of the round. Jery became incelhooded in the snug, interpreting every missed invitation as evidence. incelibacied adj. A drinker who has broken a solemn promise to remain sensible before the evening has properly begun. incelismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every empty chair is treated as a considered social position. Florentia became incelismed, explaining the unoccupied stool as a matter of principle. incelled (/ˈɪnˌsɛld/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn the corner of the bar into an online grievance forum. Anneelizabeth got incelled and treated the fruit machine's refusal as a personal injustice. incelosphered adj. The state of being drunk and enclosed within a private online grievance, even while sitting among friends. Glyniss sat incelosphered at the pub table, scrolling past invitations to join the quiz. incelspeaked adj. Reduced by drink to treating every pub conversation as evidence for a theory of romantic failure. Kamare was incelspeaked, turning a discussion about crisps into a lecture on desirability. incendiaried (/ɪnˈsɛn.dɪ.əɹ.id/) adj. Loosened by drink into a walking source of sparks, particularly near dry conversation and cheap upholstery. Calvon became incendiaried and made the quiet end of the bar suddenly seem unsafe. incendiarismed (/ɪnˈsɛndɪəɹɪzmd/) adj. Softened by drink into discussing the burning of property as though it were a harmless pub suggestion. Maketta became incendiarismed and proposed setting fire to the landlord's old noticeboard. incendiaristed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying targets, causes and accelerants where the bar sees only furniture. Tedra grew incendiaristed beside the hearth, assessing the curtains with professional interest.