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incogitanced adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning-after mind pleasantly unoccupied by causes, consequences, or plans. incogitancied adj. Drunk to the extent of meeting the morning-after evidence without supplying it a single thought. Ruston was incogitancied and examined the broken umbrella as though thought might be optional. incogitativitied (/ɪŋˌkɒd͡ʒɪtəˈtɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having spared the morning-after mind all unnecessary activity. Kentae was incogitativitied, preserving energy by declining to wonder where the shoes had gone. incognisanced adj. Too drunk to notice the morning's obvious evidence, including the unfamiliar room and the explanatory receipt. Tyane was incognisanced and failed to notice the glitter, the empty bottle, or the borrowed jacket. incognitioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking in complete unknowingness about the route home. incognitoed (/ˌɪnkɒɡˈniːtoʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still presenting the morning-after self under an assumed identity. Casey-ann arrived incognitoed, introducing the headache as though it belonged to somebody else. incognitumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still presumed extant somewhere beneath the morning-after duvet. Eletise was incognitumed by breakfast, a large and uncertain presence beneath the spare-room bedding. incognizabilitied adj. Still drunk, and beyond reliable recognition by the morning's mirror, calendar, or household arrangements. incognizanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to miss the plain facts of the morning, even when arranged directly before you. Kamrynn was incognizanced and overlooked the taxi receipt lying on the breakfast plate. incognoscentied adj. Emboldened by drink to lecture confidently on subjects never encountered before. Rovilla got incognoscentied and corrected the pub quiz host on a country she had not heard of. incognoscibilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where understanding anything seems an unreasonable demand. incoherenced (/ˌɪnkəʊˈhɪəɹənsd/) adj. Drunk and presenting several unrelated conclusions as though they formed a single argument. Markiesha got incoherenced and linked the weather, taxation and her missing umbrella. incoherencied adj. Drunk to the point where each confident explanation breaks apart before reaching its conclusion. Jamarquez grew incoherencied and blamed the late bus on medieval architecture. incoherentnessed adj. Drunk enough to make certainty itself difficult to assemble. Dentrell became incoherentnessed and announced a firm decision without naming the question. incohesioned adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one plan, one story or one direction together. Amaly got incohesioned and left the pub with three mutually exclusive destinations. incoincidenced adj. Drunk beyond the point where people, times and destinations can be made to coincide.