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incolumitied adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes continued physical safety for proof that every decision was sound. Valaysia was incolumitied and took the staircase as evidence of excellent judgement. incombustibilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that no warning, spark or sensible objection can set the plan alight. Nicayla was incombustibilitied, ignoring every warning while organising a highly inflammable journey home. incombustibled (/ˌɪŋkəmˈbʌstɪbəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves grand proposals entirely unfired by practical considerations. incombustiblenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating all consequences as incapable of catching fire. Noelle was incombustiblenessed, treating the burnt toast and its consequences as incapable of catching fire. income bracketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing everyone present into a tax band of his own invention. income elasticity of demanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasing every request in proportion to imagined prosperity. income grouped adj. Drunk by closing time, and sorting the room into social classes with no supporting evidence. income povertied adj. Still drunk, and convinced that inadequate funds explain every problem except the latest purchase. Lahna stayed income povertied and blamed the empty account on one necessary hat. income statemented adj. Too drunk to distinguish profit from loss, but determined to present a quarterly summary. Natallia got income statemented and calculated the evening's success from receipts and compliments. income suited adj. You are drunk and treating every spare room, cupboard, and sofa as a rental opportunity. Jiyoung became income suited and offered the pantry to a guest for the weekend. income supported adj. Having drunk enough to require financial assistance for a decision that was free yesterday. income tax returned adj. You have drunk enough to provide a detailed account of money that no longer exists. Vear got income tax returned and itemised every round, including one bought by someone else. income taxed (/ˈɪnˌkʌm tæksd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably deduct from its available judgement. Keyari became income taxed and attempted to claim the bar tab as a business expense. incomed (/ˈɪnˌkʌmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of imaginary earnings, and spending accordingly. incomelessnessed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which wages are theoretical and the till is hostile. Aadil was incomelessnessed before payday and nevertheless proposed another round. incomered adj. Of a drinker: one who comes in confidently, despite having no plan for leaving.