incommutabilitied
incompetentnessed

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incommutabilitied adj. You are drunk and unable to exchange the sofa for any other resting arrangement. Hatch was incommutabilitied and refused every suggestion involving the kitchen. incompactnessed adj. Of a drinker: spread across the sofa with no evident intention of becoming compact again.
incomparabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made the glass of water an achievement against which all later acts are judged. Meredeth was incomparabilitied after reaching the kitchen without assistance. incomparabled (/ɪŋˈkɒmp(ə)rəbəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards this glass of water as without equal, despite owning three others. incomparablenessed adj. A drinker who has made the journey to the kitchen and will not hear it bettered. Durango was incomparablenessed after filling the glass without spilling anything important. incompassionatenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unsympathetic to anyone asked to fetch water. Floriberto was incompassionatenessed and sent the nearest person towards the kitchen. incompassioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the abandoned kitchen chair receives no sympathy whatsoever. incompatibilismed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes free will and the kitchen timetable cannot coexist. incompatibilisted adj. Softened by drink into denying free will while choosing another whisky. Kiaja became incompatibilisted and blamed metaphysics for ordering crisps. incompatibilitied (/ˌɪnkəmˌpætɪˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot reconcile the sofa with any intention of standing up. Kyandra was incompatibilitied, torn between the kitchen and the comfort of the cushions. incompatibled (/ˌɪŋkəmˈpætɪbəld/) adj. Of a drinker: no longer chemically or socially compatible with stairs, glassware, or an unsupervised departure. Camille was incompatibled with the staircase, so friends established a safer route. incompatiblenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to sit alongside anyone, including the person on the next bar stool. incompetenced adj. Still drunk, and attempting the simplest pub task as though it required a committee. Shiala got incompetenced and spent ten minutes failing to open a packet of crisps. incompetencied adj. Too drunk to perform any ordinary task without first making it considerably less ordinary. Latiasha went incompetencied and tried to pay for bitter with a loyalty card. incompetented (/ɪnˈkɒmpətəntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to be trusted with neither the till nor the straightforward question.
incompetentnessed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a routine trip to the bar into a series of avoidable negotiations.