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incompossibilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that two mutually exclusive rounds can both be paid for by someone else. incomprehensibilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the crisps menu requires a spoken explanation. incomprehensibled (/ˌɪnkɑmpɹəˈhɛnsɪbəld/) adj. Drunk and speaking in a private dialect assembled from pub names, unfinished proverbs and vowels. incomprehensiblenessed adj. Drunk to the point where the explanation for leaving has become less clear than leaving itself. incomprehensioned adj. Drunk enough to hear a perfectly ordinary pub remark and find its meaning unavailable. incomprehensivenessed adj. Of a drinker: apparently unable to understand anything, including the very simple arrangement of the coat stand. Weylon was incomprehensivenessed and searched the coat stand for the door. incompressibilitied adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the evening without becoming any easier to fit into a taxi. Abdillahi was incompressibilitied, occupying the back seat with great physical certainty. incompressiblenessed adj. Describing a drinker who cannot be reduced by pressure, persuasion, or the suggestion of a night bus. Gheorghe was incompressiblenessed and declined every proposal involving an early departure. incomputabilitied adj. A drinker who cannot be calculated, particularly when asked how many rounds have occurred. Barnett became incomputabilitied when the bill arrived and counted the same pint twice. inconceivabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the existence of tomorrow has become an extravagant hypothesis. Duwa was inconceivabilitied and regarded the morning as a speculative rumour. inconceivablenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to conceive that the coat belongs to someone else. Mia-rose was inconceivablenessed and attempted to leave in a stranger's overcoat. inconcinnitied adj. The condition of a drinker who combines a formal toast, a paper crown, and one shoe. Mandela was inconcinnitied, raising a toast while wearing a paper crown and one shoe. inconcludabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot conclude an argument, a farewell, or the opening of a packet of crisps. inconclusioned (/ˌɪŋkənˈkluːʒənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an evening with no conclusion, merely a gradual migration towards the sofa. inconclusivenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every conclusion as a preliminary observation. inconclusivitied adj. Softened by drink into several possible answers, none of which settles whether pudding is required. Vedha became inconclusivitied when asked to choose between tea and another round.