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incunabulumed (/ˌɪn.kjʊˈnæb.jʊ.ləmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a morning-after message from a rare European impression made before 1501. Magdelana was incunabulumed, handling the takeaway receipt as though it belonged in a museum. incurabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning condition as incurable, despite evidence that breakfast exists. Infiniti woke incurabilitied, declaring the headache permanent before drinking any water. incurabled (/ˌɪnˈkjʊəɹəbld/) adj. Having drunk enough to conclude that the morning cannot be cured, only administered in stages. Rethia emerged incurabled and approached coffee as a palliative rather than a solution. incurablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can reasonably remedy, and regarding recovery as theoretical. Quamain woke incurablenessed, with the duvet and the headache apparently committed for the long term. incuriositied adj. Drunk and making no effort to find out what is happening, despite having decided it is important. Aarionna was incuriositied, declaring the missing handbag important while refusing to investigate. incuriousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where indifference has become a firm policy on matters requiring immediate attention. Ezmerelda was incuriousnessed and approved the expensive plan without asking what it involved. incurrenced adj. Drunk past the point of noticing what you have brought upon yourself, while continuing to bring it upon yourself. Kenward became incurrenced and promised the landlord a detailed explanation he had not prepared. incursioned (/ɪŋˈkɜː(ɹ)ʒənd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where entering other people's territory appears different from being invited. Shanqual went incursioned into the kitchen and reorganised a stranger's cupboards. incurvariided adj. Drunk in a way that sends you moth-like towards the nearest light, with unearned certainty about navigation. Toxie became incurvariided and spent twenty minutes circling the illuminated drinks cabinet. incurvationed adj. Drunk, with the result that your posture acquires a curve and every straight route becomes negotiable. Stevenson walked incurvationed towards the taxi, bowing steadily from the waist. incurvatured adj. Drunk to a degree that bends you inward, particularly when asked to stand beside anything vertical. Daveon was incurvatured and leaned into the umbrella stand with complete trust. incurvitied adj. Drunk to the extent of folding inward whenever a decision is required, then endorsing the fold as deliberate. incused (/ˈɪŋ.kəsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and now treating every minor sound as something to strike. Shawndrika became incused and tapped the glasses whenever anyone paused. incutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and inserting remarks into every available silence instead of joining the conversation properly. Talal was incutted, adding footnotes to the toast from the far end of the table. incwalaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the arrival of crisps marks a ceremonial new year. Patricija became incwalaed and announced the first bowl of nuts as a harvest festival. incycloductioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning both eyes inward while confidently identifying everyone across the room. Hendricks was incycloductioned and addressed the coat stand as a former colleague.