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incyclotorsioned adj. Still drunk, and rotating your gaze inward whenever you attempt to assess a distance. Janzen became incyclotorsioned and judged the doorstep from several incompatible angles. incyclovergenced adj. Too drunk to keep the eyes apart, but sufficiently assured to give directions across the room. Sajani was incyclovergenced and directed everyone towards a chair that was not there. indabaed (/ɪnˈdɑːbəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to convene a formal conference over who has authority to choose the next song. Kaje became indabaed and summoned the household to settle the question of dessert. indacateroled adj. Having drunk enough to breathe with pharmaceutical confidence and diagnose the room from one cough. Javawn was indacateroled and prescribed fresh air to everyone near the bar. indacened adj. Having drunk more than the evening can structurally accommodate, with two separate trains of thought fused together. indaconitined adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a dangerous botanical compound for a sound basis for further decisions. indacrinoned adj. You are drunk and confidently reducing the evening's accumulated evidence against you. Izobelle was indacrinoned and declared the missing cash less important than the improved atmosphere. indagationed adj. Of a drinker: conducting an inquiry into a matter already settled, with increasing certainty and decreasing evidence. Arnaud became indagationed and investigated who had moved the lamp, although he had moved it himself. indagatored adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself investigator, and now treats ordinary objects as clues. Odin grew indagatored and dusted the biscuit tin for evidence of a second dinner. indagatrixed (/ɪndəˈɡeɪtɹɪksd/) adj. Describing a drinker who searches everywhere except the obvious place, with professional confidence. Izah became indagatrixed and searched every room for the glasses resting on her head. indalpined (/ˈɪndəlpiːnd/) adj. A drinker who has withdrawn from sensible conversation and is now convinced that silence is a treatment. Audelia was indalpined and prescribed quiet to the guests she had just invited inside. indamined adj. A drinker so far gone that every confident statement acquires a blue stain and must be displayed. Turrell was indamined, announcing each new decision in increasingly vivid terms. indaminned adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen appears to require indigo-coloured labels, preferably applied immediately. indanazolined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the glass of water as an intervention requiring careful administration. indandioned adj. Drunk on the strength of two separate kitchen decisions, neither of which can now be reversed. Ferguson was indandioned after putting the kettle in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard. indaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and structurally fused to the sofa for the journey home. Lavaris arrived indaned and remained attached to the sofa until the glass of water was offered.