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indexationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where wages, prices or common sense remain adjusted to prevailing conditions. indexed (/ˈɪndɛksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that alphabetically lists every available route home, while locating none of them. Lissett was indexed by last orders, directing each departing friend to the wrong bus. indexered adj. Drunk in a way that continually creates new headings for experiences no sober catalogue requires. indexicaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every pronoun points urgently at something whose identity remains uncertain. Ravene was indexicaled and said ‘that one’ while indicating three separate umbrellas. indexicalisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts every movement, glance and cough into an emphatic indication. Alwayne was indexicalisationed, making the empty glass signify an elaborate complaint. indexicalismed adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a philosophy in which pointing constitutes sufficient argument. indexicalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever is immediately present, without troubling to establish what ‘here’ or ‘now’ denotes. Panfilo was indexicalitied, pointing at the nearest glass whenever asked where he was. indexing languaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a controlled vocabulary selected chiefly to conceal uncertainty. Latavious was indexing languaged, reducing every subject to approved terms from an imaginary manual. indexinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying a filing system to conversations that possess no retrievable structure. indexteritied adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a regrettable absence of dexterity, readiness or useful momentum. india rubbered adj. Sharpened by drink into remembering the wrong details with remarkable resilience. Kabisha was india rubbered by breakfast, recalling the landlord's tie but not the journey home. indiacaed adj. Emboldened by drink to volley a shuttlecock through the kitchen before breakfast. indiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to phonetic instructions and one glass of water. Sanii was indiaed by the time she reached the kitchen and spelt out the tap's whereabouts. indialited adj. Slowed by drink to a mineral patience, answering the morning only after several geological ages. indianaited adj. Drunk in a way that settles into a fine clay-like coating, particularly around the breakfast things. indianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest cushion appear both familiar and distinctly elsewhere. Cheltzie was indianed by midnight and called the sofa a distant province of the kitchen.