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IO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into asking what goes in, what comes out, and whether the round counts. Isahiah got IO'd and wanted a full account of every penny behind the bar. IOC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every office in the pub receives the same message, eventually. Marbely got IOC'd and sent the same apology to the barmaid, the bouncer and the jukebox. IOCT'd adj. A drinker who confidently attempts a familiar route as though it were a timed obstacle course. Arlone got IOCT'd and tackled the coat stand before attempting the short journey to the loo. IOD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every untouched balance appears to be earning something. Tishya went IOD'd and asked whether the coins in the fruit bowl accrued interest. IOE'd adj. Of a drinker: still gaining initial operating experience with the evening. Dolorese was IOE'd and handled the first round with cautious concentration. IOI'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every passing possibility appear a promising lead. Fritha became IOI'd and pursued a rumour about free chips across three pubs. IOP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into competing alone, with no team and no clear event. Dereka got IOP'd and entered the pub quiz as an independent Olympic participant. IOPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into measuring every delay between ordering a pint and receiving it. Kaishaun became IOPS'd and timed the barmaid's route from pump to table. IOR'd adj. Having drunk more than a respectable quantity, and adopting the solemnity of an Indian other rank. Tristine became IOR'd and saluted the bar towel before requesting water. IOSAPIC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to interrupt every conversation with a highly programmable point of order. Reilee got IOSAPIC'd and attempted to regulate the queue for the loos. IOT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into discussing the tariff for every operator, including those who operate nothing. Standley got IOT'd and demanded to know the barmaid's tariff for carrying messages upstairs. IOTA'd adj. Slowed by drink to placing the winnings somewhere charitable before remembering whose money they were. Marilene went IOTA'd and promised the sweepstake money to the hospice. IOU'd adj. Drunk and promising to settle the round later, without producing anything negotiable. Elsbeth got IOU'd and offered the landlord a note for two lagers and a packet of crisps. Io mothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and drawn towards every light, however evidently unsuitable. Maurisio became Io mothed and spent ten minutes orbiting the illuminated vending machine. IoC'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered authority over movement to the nearest solid object. Keera was IoC'd, allowing the banister to determine both pace and direction downstairs. IoE'd adj. Drunk enough to connect every object, person, and loose thought to everything else. Jocelynne was IoE'd and linked the salt, the taxi, and the moon in one explanation.