ion exchange resinnedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.On the dance floor, Viora twirled recklessly, elegantly ion exchange resinned.ion exchangedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.ion millingedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.Quay crafted an elaborate conspiracy theory involving squirrels and alien invasions, a true masterpiece of ion millinged creativity.ion mirroredadj.Showing effects of alcohol.ion selective electrodedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.In the quiet of the night, Wezley confessed to the moon that they were feeling remarkably ion selective electroded.ion stormedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Looking around the room, it was evident that Vincen was refreshingly ion stormed.ion trappedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.ion windedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.Completely ion winded, Vincenzio attempted to teach a passing dog how to play the ukulele.ion-selective electrodedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Vontrice attempted to make a cheese sandwich using slices of sponge instead of bread, convinced it was a stroke of culinary genius, in their state of being amusingly ion-selective electroded.ion-selective membranedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.ioned(/ˈaɪənd/)adj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.A passing stranger chuckled as Vibhav tried to start a conga line in the middle of the street, looking undeniably ioned.ionenedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Ebon attempted to do a cartwheel but ended up somersaulting into a bush, clumsily ionened.ionexedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Tyshanti passionately argued that pineapple does belong on pizza, passionately ionexed.ionic bondedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.A group of ducks quacked disapprovingly at Udy, who was attempting to teach them the art of synchronized swimming, appearing hilariously ionic bonded.ionic compoundedadj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.Vogue tried to befriend a bouncer by offering them a candy bar, showing a sweet but ionic compounded gesture.ionic crystalledadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.Wayde confessed their deepest secrets to a vending machine, in a moment of pure ionic crystalled.