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ionic liquidded adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unsuitable solvent seem the obvious place to dissolve your plans. Xzandria got ionic liquidded and proposed settling the dispute in the coat cupboard. ionic producted adj. Drunk, with the result that every small concentration of trouble is multiplied into a full evening. Kirke became ionic producted and treated two unanswered messages as a statistical certainty.
ionic radiused adj. Drunk to a degree that your personal dimensions must be estimated from the surrounding structure. Wilhelmina went ionic radiused and measured herself against the doorway before attempting it. ionic toothbrushed adj. Drunk to the extent of repelling every reasonable suggestion with a bright mechanical confidence. Mareya got ionic toothbrushed and rejected the taxi as though it were plaque. ionic winded adj. Drunk on the strength of an invisible force, moving things without admitting to having touched them. ionicitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly convinced that being charged is a personal distinction. Rheata became ionicitied and took every raised voice as evidence of her importance. ionicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying the ways in which conversation conducts itself. ionidiumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving like a delicate tropical specimen that has escaped its label. Connor-james went ionidiumed and required careful relocation from the conservatory. ionisationed adj. Having drunk enough to separate one harmless remark into several charged particles of disagreement. ionisered adj. You are drunk and turning every quiet exchange into a charged event. Kenso went ionisered and made the waiter part of an argument about table geometry. ionising radiationed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough force to alter every conversation passed through. Jamariae went ionising radiationed and left the dinner table divided into opposing particles. ionisted adj. Still drunk, and treating every explanation of the evening as an experiment in solution. Armana remained ionisted and interviewed the bartender about what had dissolved her judgement. ioniumed adj. Too drunk to decay gracefully, continuing in the same heavy state long after the useful part has passed. ionizabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to become charged by any remark, however neutrally delivered. Zacaria got ionizabilitied and split from the group over an innocent question about taxis. ionization energied adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which whatever was holding you together has departed for somewhere further away.
ionizationed (/ˌaɪənɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can hold, and shedding sensible decisions as readily as loose electrons. Makea went ionizationed and removed the sensible option from every available plan.