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ionizered adj. Of a drinker: a device for charging the atmosphere, usually without improving it. Janai became ionizered and made the birthday toast unexpectedly contentious. ionizing radiationed adj. Describing a drinker who passes through a room leaving high-energy opinions in previously stable matter. ionoacousticsed adj. A drinker who hears every conversational vibration, particularly those not intended for them. Shariece went ionoacousticsed and answered a discussion taking place two tables away. ionocaloricsed adj. A drinker so far gone that each proposed solution produces a new and unnecessary heat. ionocovalenced adj. The state of being drunk and held together by equal parts confidence and questionable reasoning. ionocrafted adj. The condition of a drinker who moves by a force too subtle to justify the chosen destination. Iyoni became ionocrafted and crossed the room without appearing to select a direction. ionocyted adj. The drunkenness of one who regulates the room's balance by transporting every spare charge elsewhere. Worren went ionocyted and redistributed the party's tensions among unsuspecting guests. ionogelled adj. Reduced by drink to a stable-looking mixture whose contents remain mobile and poorly supervised. Deneen got ionogelled and settled into the sofa while every intention continued drifting. ionogened adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting everyone towards the kitchen, whether required or not. ionogramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and graphing the evening's diminishing height against the frequency of requests for toast. Annalize was ionogramed, plotting each visit to the kitchen against the remaining biscuits. ionoluminescenced adj. Still drunk, and giving off the faint, intermittent radiance of someone searching the fridge at two in the morning. ionomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the body's necessary salts from the contents of the kitchen cupboard. Everest got ionomed and attempted to replenish himself with a pinch of stock powder. ionomered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a loosely connected chain of intentions, each retaining only a small charge. Sudays went ionomered and joined the sofa, the blanket and the television into one arrangement. ionomerizationed adj. Having drunk enough to form a stable household arrangement from incompatible people, cushions and crockery. ionomicsed adj. Having drunk more than enough to conduct a complete study of the household's mineral balance. Cludia got ionomicsed and tested the salt cellar, the kettle and everyone's glass of water. ionomycined adj. You have drunk enough to release the household calcium from its usual arrangements and leave the cheese drawer under investigation. Keri got ionomycined and spent ten minutes examining the cheese as though it were experimental tissue.