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IoTizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and having connected every appliance in the building to the conversation. Talise became IoTizationed and assigned the toaster a role in household management. IoWD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a throat-level infestation that makes breathing and ordering equally laborious. Quamire was IoWD'd, wheezing gently while attempting to order a lager from the wrong end of the bar. Ionian Islanded adj. Too drunk to leave the table, having divided the journey home into seven separate destinations. Etoya was Ionian Islanded, requiring a distinct farewell at every corner of the pub. Ionianed (/aɪˈəʊni.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating an ordinary disagreement as an episode from antiquity. Petite was Ionianed, resolving the seating dispute with the solemnity of a fallen city-state. Ionicismed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire columns, volutes, and an unwarranted sense of civic importance. Lelania was Ionicismed, supporting the mantelpiece as though it were a temple entrance. Ionicizationed adj. Having drunk more than architecture can withstand, and turning every doorway into a classical façade. Kimia became Ionicizationed and redesigned the pub entrance with invisible scrollwork. Ionicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to scan the room in four measured beats, then collapse into prose. Flournoy became Ionicked, addressing the fruit bowl in an impressively regular metre. Ionismed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning-after speech arranged in stately Ionic phrases and unnecessary periods. Mikenlee was Ionismed over breakfast, giving the coffee a formal description in several measured clauses. Ionizationed adj. You have drunk enough to separate the room into charged particles, chiefly yourself and the crisps. Breontae got Ionizationed and maintained a measurable distance from the cheese board. Iowa crabbed adj. Of a drinker who has turned pink, round, and rather determinedly attached to one branch of the furniture. Jisele was Iowa crabbed, red-cheeked and gripping the armchair as though it were an orchard tree. Iowaed (/ˈaɪəwəd/) adj. You are drunk and have reduced the vastness of the evening to a state-shaped patch of carpet. Deja was Iowaed, surveying the lounge as though it constituted an entire jurisdiction. Iowanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made a state of the nearest small patch of floor. Niomie was Iowanned by midnight, standing squarely in the middle of the hallway. Iowayed adj. Of a drinker: geographically confident, though unable to locate the bathroom within the premises. Breisha was Iowayed and drew a map to the lavatory on the back of the menu. io mothed adj. Drunk by the third round, and yellowly conspicuous wherever the lighting is poor. Sameeha was io mothed beneath the pub sign, bright against the closing darkness. iobenguaned adj. Describing a drinker who glows faintly with medicinal purpose and treats the bar as a scanning room. Avera became iobenguaned and inspected every illuminated bottle on the back shelf. iobenzamic acided adj. A drinker who makes every muddled recollection seem clearer by adding unnecessary detail. Kathiria got iobenzamic acided and supplied contrast for an anecdote nobody could remember.