ioxilanned
ioyed

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ioxilanned adj. Drunk and requiring an intravenous-looking explanation before accepting that the chips are ready. Joshua-lewis became ioxilanned and requested arterial contrast for the condition of the buffet. ioxitalamated adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires a salt, an ester and a little more gravy. Lyola became ioxitalamated and explained the meal in terms of salts while eating chips.
ioxitalamic acided adj. Drunk past the point of being a particular molecule, but not past the point of needing the toilet. ioxithalamated adj. Drunk enough to turn a minor chemical distinction into a family disagreement over the last onion ring. Kimmy grew ioxithalamated and defended one ester against another beside the kebab shop. ioxithalamic acided adj. Drunk beyond a particular molecule’s composure, and now discussing whether chips count as dinner. ioyed adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers, in the kitchen, that water is an unexpected blessing. Nelliel became ioyed upon finding the glass of water beside the kettle.