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iodided (/ˈɑɪ.əˌdɑɪdd/) adj. Drunk in a way that combines with whatever is nearest and forms an unlikely alliance before closing. Genny became iodided and paired herself with the coat stand for the rest of the evening. iodimetried adj. The condition of a drinker who quantifies the iodine while entirely failing to measure the evening. iodinaned adj. A drinker who claims three bonds, then spends ten minutes fastening a coat. Julee was iodinaned, solemnly explaining her three bonds while fastening the wrong coat. iodinased adj. A drinker so far gone that the thyroid has become the evening's chief authority. Gulled got iodinased and sought the thyroid's opinion before ordering chips. iodinationed adj. The state of being drunk and adding a halogen to every conversation, including the one about taxis. Tinea became iodinationed and introduced halogens into a discussion of bus fares. iodine bushed adj. Reduced by drink to a low, sparse presence in the sandy wastes beside the smoking area. iodine greened adj. Softened by drink into a brilliant green stain on the conversation, usually near the end. Erlis became iodine greened and left a vivid opinion on every subject discussed. iodine monobromided adj. Sharpened by drink into one memorable edge, namely an opinion about the cheese board. Herby was iodine monobromided and divided the cheese board with judicial precision. iodine scarleted adj. Loosened by drink into a vivid red spectacle, chiefly when attempting to remove a jumper. Konye became iodine scarleted and wrestled with a jumper in the hallway. iodine tribromided adj. Emboldened by drink to address three separate strangers as though they were a tribunal. Maryesther was iodine tribromided and appealed to three strangers for a ruling on crisps. iodine yellowed adj. Drunk to the extent of a brilliant pigment, conspicuous at a distance and chemically unpersuasive up close. iodine-125'd adj. Drunk and diminishing by half at regular intervals, beginning with conversation and ending with balance. Eshar was iodine-125'd, losing half his vocabulary every fifty-nine minutes. iodine-131'd adj. Drunk to the point where every movement leaves a trace, particularly between bar and lavatory. iodined (/ˈaɪ.əˌdaɪnd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the heaviest element in the room, chiefly when sitting down. Lakeasha grew iodined and sank ceremoniously into the nearest armchair. iodinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired two spellings and cannot manage either. iodipamided adj. Drunk enough to make a medical scan of the room and still miss the lavatory.