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IP addressed adj. Drunk to the point where every device in the pub has been assigned a number. Dilia got IP addressed and labelled the jukebox, till and fruit machine. IP cameraed adj. Drunk past the point of privacy, keeping watch on the bar through an imagined security feed. Zanique became IP cameraed and monitored the optics for suspicious movement. IP in IP'd adj. Drunk beyond carrying one conversation inside another, with both packets arriving at the bar. Yuki got IP in IP'd and discussed the football inside a story about the railway. IP numbered adj. Drunk in a way that gives every device at the table its own identifying number. Jaylonn got IP numbered and assigned the fruit machine a place on the local network. IP setted adj. Drunk, with the result that every possible sum begins with the same infinite collection of pints. Annorah went IP setted and found a finite sum in every round ordered. IP telephonied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns shouting across the snug into a respectable telephone service. Janeliz got IP telephonied and conducted a remote conversation from three stools away. IP trackered adj. Drunk to the extent of converting every stranger's address into a likely destination for the next round. Emerii went IP trackered and located the nearest off-licence from a phone number. IP'd adj. Slowed by drink to claim ownership of every idea, including the glass of water's. Ingrid became IP'd and registered the arrangement of mugs on the draining board. IPA'd (/ˌaɪ.piːˈeɪd/) adj. Drunk in a way that strips the evening down to initials, solvents and one more pint. Kanen was IPA'd and asked for the abbreviated version of a very short story. IPAA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a neat connection between two subjects that should have remained separate. Wali went IPAA'd and linked the best-man's speech directly to a complaint about plumbing. IPAH'd adj. Too drunk to breathe easily while explaining, at length, why the taxi should take the scenic route. Jherrica was IPAH'd and needed three pauses to explain the shortest route home. IPAM'd adj. Drunk enough to manage the pub's addresses, despite having mislaid your own home. Deshara went IPAM'd and tried to organise the beer garden by network address. IPAP'd adj. Softened by drink into requiring positive pressure from the barmaid and everyone nearby. Florabel was IPAP'd and needed the barmaid's encouragement before attempting the stairs. IPC'd adj. Softened by drink into treating incompatible subjects as one perfectly coherent branch of knowledge. Rayjanae went IPC'd and explained the cocktail's chemistry through the physics of the dartboard. IPD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has delivered the entire project to morning, including tasks nobody assigned. Weslee was IPD'd, presenting last night’s loose ends as a coordinated breakfast plan. IPF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have developed a persistent evening cough and a fibrous attachment to the bar. Jevonda was IPF'd and coughed politely whenever anyone mentioned leaving for the taxi rank.