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IPFS'd adj. Drunk and distributing every opinion across several unrelated locations, none of which can retrieve the original. Caity went IPFS'd and left identical promises at three different pubs. IPI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes authorship details seem necessary for every song in the room. Dominek went IPI'd and demanded the names of everyone involved in writing the advert.
IPL'd adj. Having drunk more than one bright flash can justify, and requiring witnesses to discuss it repeatedly. Taseen got IPL'd and described the birthday candles as a public safety incident. IPLC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to lease a private line between two points that have not agreed to communicate. Lubby went IPLC'd and connected the karaoke machine directly to the landlord's office. IPM'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you between planets, with only the off-licence as a celestial reference. Krey got IPM'd and navigated home by the gravitational pull of the kebab shop. IPMN'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently presenting a small internal development as a major public enterprise. Jarmar got IPMN'd and announced his plan to reorganise the pub's entire seating arrangement. IPMSM'd adj. Of a drinker: still turning steadily, though the permanent magnets have plainly lost their timing. Carlosjavier arrived IPMSM'd, rotating smoothly towards the bathroom and nowhere else. IPO'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made a first public offering of every private opinion. Hawanya became IPO'd and listed her views openly before the assembled table. IPOF'd (/ˈɪpɒfd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of immediate postoperative fitting, and requiring careful adjustment before standing. Naquana got IPOF'd and needed fitting to the nearest chair after the operation of last orders. IPP'd adj. Drunk and using the past participle where a plain infinitive would have sufficed, usually while ordering. Caryll got IPP'd and asked to had another pint. IPPA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a routine physical examination into a solemn assessment of the buffet. Kathalina got IPPA'd and palpated each bread roll before selecting one. IPPV'd adj. Having drunk more than ordinary breathing could comfortably manage, requiring periodic assistance from the room. Kaeloni was IPPV'd and accepted the taxi as a useful respiratory measure. IPR'd adj. Drunk to the point where every household improvisation acquires an enforceable claim. Camp grew IPR'd and objected when anyone borrowed his preferred mug. IPSF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose the evening's sweating as a condition medicine has not yet named. Terick became IPSF'd and attributed his damp collar to a newly discovered disorder. IPSID'd adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub's small intestine for the proper place to settle an argument. Deianeira got IPSID'd and tried to mediate between the bar and the snug.
IPT'd adj. Loosened by drink into interpersonal psychotherapy conducted chiefly with a packet of crisps. Chave got IPT'd and disclosed the crisps' emotional history to everyone at the table.
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