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IPTG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unfamiliar initials sound like a perfectly reasonable last order. Jacovian was IPTG'd and repeated the letters carefully when asked what he wanted. IPTV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and watching the kitchen through an improvised broadcast from the sofa. Wylliam was IPTV'd, providing sofa-side coverage of the glass of water. IPUismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the invisible pink unicorn is minding the tab. Darcy-ann became IPUismed and left a carrot beside the till for the unseen creature. IPV'd adj. The state of being drunk and rendered harmless to all further social initiatives. Cherina was IPV'd by supper, leaving Roshanta to decline every invitation on her behalf. IPW'd adj. Drunk past the point of writing the evening in packets, preserving only each small change before departure. Natally was IPW'd, recording every new coat and taxi update without reaching the door. Ipamed adj. Drunk in a way that releases growth, chiefly in the direction of the snack table. Clois became Ipamed and developed rapidly from one packet of crisps to the entire bowl. Ipsarioted adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a distant shore and one remaining glass. Zabella went Ipsarioted and guarded the last tumbler like a harbour light. Ipswich sparrowed adj. A drinker who has become small, watchful, and unexpectedly specific about one corner of the room. Laelle was Ipswich sparrowed, perched beside the radiator and observing the buffet discreetly. iPPV'd adj. Having drunk enough to pay per view for the same glass of water each time it comes into focus. Sajen was iPPV'd and watched the kitchen tap for a considerable subscription period. iPSC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a highly suggestible version of yourself, capable of becoming anyone at the bar. iPad babied adj. Emboldened by drink to demand entertainment at once, preferably from a glowing rectangle held inches away. iPad childed adj. Slowed by drink to the attention span of someone awaiting animation, snacks and a reliable charging cable. iPad kidded adj. Drunk and absorbed in a screen, while the surrounding adult world makes increasingly formal attempts at intervention. Clent got iPad kidded and ignored the last orders announcement in favour of a cartoon goat. iPad parented adj. The condition of a drinker who delegates navigation to the nearest glowing screen and its unreliable instructions. iPaded (/ˈaɪpædd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a thin, low-power surface on which every remaining thought may be displayed. iPhoned (/ˈaɪˌfoʊ̯nd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every social, navigational and photographic function has been delegated to one handset. Corinn became iPhoned and photographed the kebab before asking it where she lived.