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iPhonered adj. Drunk enough to explain the virtues of a particular handset to anyone still within conversational range. Lavene got iPhonered and compared camera specifications with the barman's entirely unrelated complaint. iPod taxed adj. Drunk beyond the point where storage capacity becomes a public revenue matter and the playlist is legally consequential. Anaila got iPod taxed and demanded compensation for every song used during the journey home. iPoded adj. Drunk past the point of needing company, provided the portable music player has sufficient charge. Katinka went iPoded and supplied her own soundtrack while queuing for chips. iPodificationed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every complicated decision to one obvious button, usually labelled ‘play’. iPred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a brief abbreviation from a full explanation at the bar. Lavoy was iPred, abbreviating his order until even the barman requested plain English. ipRGC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of orienting towards every visible light and interrupting whoever is nearest it. Breshayla was ipRGC'd, pursuing the illuminated exit sign while questioning its owner about dinner. ipamorelinned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary appetites acquire the status of hormonal instruction. Latoi became ipamorelinned and announced that the body required a second supper. ipatasertibed adj. Drunk to a degree that prevents the evening’s proposed difficulties, chiefly by forgetting them. Aletza became ipatasertibed and successfully prevented concern about tomorrow's appointment. ipazilided adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting one’s heartbeat like an unreliable nightclub soundtrack. Mackensi became ipazilided and tapped the table in time with an increasingly private pulse. ipconazoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a fungicide, or possibly merely on the strength of happy hour. Rhudi became ipconazoled and declared war on an entirely innocent mushroom garnish. ipecacked (/ˈɪp.ɪ.kækd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a medicinal interest in the nearest bin. Andriea became ipecacked and inspected the pavement with grave pharmacological interest. ipecacuanhaed (/ɪpɪkakjuːˈænəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a deeply traditional answer to the evening’s excesses. Erka became ipecacuanhaed and approached the taxi rank with ancient medicinal purpose. ipecacuanhic acided adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a pseudotannin with strong views about the colour of the carpet. Subhana remained ipecacuanhic acided and debated the carpet's brownness with chemical authority. iped (/ˈi.peɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now as durable, dark and immovable as outdoor decking. ipenoxazoned adj. Too drunk to oppose anything, including the suggestion that one more drink would be restorative. ipidacrined adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the loudest person present, then enlist Sumeka and Brandn as witnesses.