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ipse dixited (/ˌɪpseɪ ˈdɪksɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and accepting assertions chiefly because you have made them. Javonne was ipse dixited and treated his opinion on plumbing as settled law. ipsedixited adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on your own unsupported authority. Bria was ipsedixited and announced that the back door was north. ipsedixitismed (/ˌɪpsiːˈdɪksɪtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing firm conclusions with little supporting material. ipsedixitisted (/ˌɪpsɪˈdɪksɪtɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and making assertions whose chief evidence is having made them. ipseitied (/ɪpsˈiːɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to maintain a reliable distinction between yourself and your surroundings. Nolah was ipseitied and apologised to the mirror for standing in its way. ipseity disturbanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to experience your sense of self as an unsettled arrangement. Kyjaun was ipseity disturbanced and introduced himself under several names. ipsilateralitied adj. Having drunk enough to keep every decision, movement and companion on the same side. Lynnea was ipsilateralitied and leaned steadily towards the nearest wall. ipsipulsioned adj. Having drunk more than the affected side can reasonably accommodate, and drifting towards it. Barbe was ipsipulsioned and kept arriving at the left-hand end of the sofa. ipsissimositied adj. You have drunk enough to make every statement refer, eventually, to yourself. Sarkis was ipsissimositied and brought his own history into the discussion of rain. iptacopanned adj. You are drunk and treating the night as a condition requiring regular maintenance. Tydaisha was iptacopanned and arranged the evening according to symptoms. iptycened adj. Of a drinker: assembled from several overlapping stories, with the joins not immediately visible. Sarajean was iptycened, with several separate anecdotes joined into one. ipued (/ˈiːpuːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has found a hollow object and given it the evening's beat. Deztiny was ipued and tapped a steady rhythm on the empty biscuit tin.