ipratropiumed

(/ˌɪp.ɹəˈtɹoʊ.pi.əmd/)

adj.

Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.

Krystallee declared themselves the official poet laureate of the bar, reciting impromptu verses that waxed poetic on the joys of beer and camaraderie, embodying the spirit of being eloquently ipratropiumed.

Source: Wiktionary