IQ of room temperatured
iqyaxed

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IQ of room temperatured adj. The drunkenness of one who reasons at ambient warmth, requiring friends to provide all cooling and direction. Zoren was IQ of room temperatured, and Alexendre moved the keys before any theory began. IQ'd (/ˌaɪ ˈkjuːd/) adj. You are drunk and calculating the shortest route from the sofa to the water. Annalynn was IQ'd and measured the kitchen journey before deciding to remain seated.
IQA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who assesses every glass of water for clarity, sharpness, and household usefulness. Gianno got IQA'd and rejected the first glass because its reflections looked insufficiently reassuring. IQP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and left isolated from every pawn, queen, and useful line of thought. Edriel became IQP'd and defended the cheese board as though it were a lonely chess position. IQR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the distance between your two most dependable positions is plainly measurable. Kaetlynn got IQR'd and occupied a surprisingly wide portion of the landing. IQered adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring intelligence by whoever can still find the card machine. Humeira went IQered and awarded the highest score to the quietest regular. Iqalummiuqed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become an administrative matter of considerable distance. Jahzlynn was Iqalummiuqed, treating the walk to the taxi as an expedition beyond civic reach. Iqalungmiuted (/ɪkaˈlʊŋmiːʊtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the nearest chair as a remote settlement requiring permanent occupation. Jamasia was Iqalungmiuted, established in the corner with a blanket and half a sandwich. iqamaed (/ɪˈkɑːməd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken the approach of another round for a call to assemble. Cybele was iqamaed and gathered the table before the glasses were cleared. iqamahed adj. A drinker so far gone that the second announcement of departure has become ceremonial. Brinlee was iqamahed and announced the taxi twice, without approaching it. iqamated adj. The state of being drunk and issuing a second, unnecessary summons to the evening. Eliah was iqamated and called the party back together after everyone had left. iquindamined adj. The condition of a drinker who has quietened the cough without improving the conversation. Satina was iquindamined and spoke softly through the rest of the meal. iquiqueited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a precise colour and a rather complicated composition. Kathran was iquiqueited, yellow-faced and chemically difficult to summarise.
iqyaxed adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow craft, moving steadily wherever the current permits. Dalany was iqyaxed and crossed the party by the most direct available channel.