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IR'd adj. Still drunk, and negotiating with your limbs as though they represented separate parties. Rahmi was IR'd, unable to make his legs agree about the stairs. IRA'd (/aɪ ɑɹ eɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the evening's receipts as a retirement account. Dezire got IRA'd and began allocating the last round towards a comfortable journey home.
IRB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who subjects every proposed action to an ethical review board of one. Hajer became IRB'd and requested informed consent before borrowing the salt. IRBM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to send a remark across the room with considerable range and no reliable guidance. Lataurus went IRBM'd and launched an opinion at the birthday table. IRC'd adj. Drunk and treating every conversation as a prepaid voucher for a reply from abroad. Parmvir went IRC'd and posted a reply coupon through the pub letterbox. IRCCM'd adj. Softened by drink into a counter-countermeasure against objections to another round. Graeme was IRCCM'd and answered every refusal with a quieter proposal. IRCered adj. Still drunk, and using the pub as a chat channel with no intention of leaving it. Savonya got IRCered and kept a running commentary on every arrival. IRCopped adj. Too drunk to moderate the conversation, but still removing messages from the beer mat. Olibia became IRCopped and declared the crisps channel temporarily closed. IRE united adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the entire evening in composite flashes from the television. Eadee got IRE united and assessed the pub's screen signal between mouthfuls of pie. IRF'd adj. Of a drinker: fixed in place, with the surrounding room apparently responsible for all motion. Woodie was IRF'd and maintained that the corridor had accelerated into him. IRG'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a promise about rates from the rates themselves. Amazen went IRG'd and treated the bartender's reassurance as a binding financial instrument. IRHP'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary spending into a product requiring professional hedging. Lavel got IRHP'd and tried to protect next week's wages from tonight's decisions. IRI'd (/ˈaɪˌɑːˌɹaɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and typing the kettle's address with accents the router cannot accept. Lemel was IRI'd and entered the kitchen address into the television. IRINT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into collecting intelligence from the warmest and least informative corners. Naren was IRINT'd and inspected the radiator for evidence of company. IRL'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat an online acquaintance as an old friend at the bar. Chioma got IRL'd and bought a round for someone known only by a username.
IRM'd adj. You have drunk enough to manage access rights so strictly that nobody may move your water glass. Maleeha got IRM'd and required permission before anyone cleared the empty glasses.
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