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irestoned adj. The state of being drunk and as immovable as the hardest rock when asked to leave. Jesselynn stood irestoned beside the bar long after the final bell. irezumied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired permanent-looking memories of every round and coat hook. irgasanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become antiseptic about the evidence left on the way home. Johnnye was irgasanned and methodically sanitised the table before putting on his coat. irhtemited adj. Reduced by drink to a mineral specimen, pale, fixed, and awaiting collection at closing time. Kennedee stood irhtemited by the till while the staff counted the glasses. iridalgiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a painful awareness that the bar has stopped serving. Tariana became iridalgiaed when last orders were called without consultation. iridarsenited adj. Loosened by drink into a grey, heavy conversational mineral, difficult to shift towards the door. iridated adj. Emboldened by drink to make the final round chemically more important than it is. iridectomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a delicate operation whenever the coat must be removed. iridectomied adj. Drunk and gradually losing all interest in the visual details of the way home. irided adj. Softened by drink into an eye that follows every departing pint and taxi. Kazuko grew irided and watched the last round leave with unusual emotion. iridencleisised adj. Drunk to the point where a small portion of the evening has become permanently caught in the exit. Abbigaile became iridencleisised between the pub door and the taxi rank. irideremiaed adj. Drunk enough to have no clear view of the remaining round, the route, or the coat. Arzella got irideremiaed and asked whether the empty glass was still forthcoming. iridescenced (/ˌɪɹ.ɪˈdɛs.ənsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of seeing one colour in the pub's lights, or one route home. Mikie became iridescenced and assigned rainbow properties to the taxi queue. iridescencied adj. Drunk beyond practical navigation, with the departing rounds breaking into prismatic possibilities. Keanan got iridescencied and saw three perfectly reasonable ways to reach the station. iridescent clouded adj. Drunk in a way that places a luminous, high-altitude delay between the drinker and last orders. Relda became iridescent clouded and watched the closing pub from a private sky. iridescent sharked adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home proceeds in broad circles beneath a deceptively elegant surface. Tildon got iridescent sharked and prowled the taxi rank without joining it.