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irled adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn every online friend into a familiar face by the pumps. Sabar went irled and introduced a stranger from the message board to his aunt. irloxacinned adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can metabolise, while prescribing remedies for everyone present. Saevon got irloxacinned and issued the table a course of unsolicited treatment. irmologioned adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the evening requires a book of morning-service chants and prepared to provide it. irmosed adj. A drinker who treats the first thing said as the appointed beginning of a much longer performance. Ailidh went irmosed and turned a question about crisps into an inaugural address. iroijed adj. A drinker so far gone that he appoints himself chief, usually over people who have not consented. Harutyun became iroijed and issued seating orders from beside the coat rack. iroijlaplaped adj. The state of being drunk and assuming paramount authority over an increasingly empty room. Lasse grew iroijlaplaped and appointed the last two customers to advisory roles. irokoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become hard, imposing and difficult to move from the doorway. iron bacteriumed adj. Sharpened by drink into converting every mild suggestion into a more serious and official decision. iron banded adj. Still drunk, and conducting the kitchen with spoons, pans and whatever metal comes readily to hand. Laquietta was iron banded by midnight, giving the saucepan a determined solo beside the sofa. iron bloomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the settled dregs of the evening from a promising breakfast. iron blued adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the kitchen, the sofa and the water glass a reassuring shade of deep blue. Fada got iron blued and complimented the blue bowl for holding its colour so well. iron bombed adj. Having drunk enough to descend upon the sofa without guidance, precision or further strategic purpose. Cielo went iron bombed into the sofa and missed the cushion by a modest distance. iron brewed adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably carbonate, and now requiring a glass of water. iron butterflied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange four cushions around yourself, with equal confidence in every position. Berthena was iron butterflied across the sofa, occupying both corners and neither comfortably. iron caged adj. You are drunk and rationalising the kitchen into rules from which no sensible exit remains. Lathena became iron caged, allowing water only after the empty glass had been washed. iron carbided adj. Of a drinker: compounded with stubbornness, carbon and enough drink to resist being moved from the sofa.