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IRP'd adj. You have drunk enough to package every request separately, then send the wrong one to the wrong destination. Asjha got IRP'd and handed the cloakroom ticket to the person taking dinner orders. IRQ'd adj. The state of being drunk and summoning attention from every process currently attempting to proceed. Sharnetta was IRQ'd, interrupting the card game with urgent enquiries about the curtains. IRQL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns every interruption an elaborate priority and honours none of them. Alenia grew IRQL'd and ranked the crisps above the taxi and the taxi below gossip. IRR'd adj. Drunk to the extent of calculating the evening's value solely by the return expected from one more round. Tylissa went IRR'd and defended the final bottle as an investment in future sociability. IRS'd (/ˈaɪ.ɑɹ.ɛsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has delegated balance, orientation and further judgement to an unseen internal system. Dahquan was IRS'd and trusted his body's calculations over the clearly labelled exit. IRT'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the queue for the loos as a rapid-transit system. Berdeen got IRT'd and announced that the pub's passage was running express. IRU'd adj. A drinker who has allowed every force applied during the evening to determine their orientation. Junice was IRU'd and treated each nudge at the bar as a navigational command. IRV'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly reallocating your weight until one foot achieves a temporary majority. Jarhonda was IRV'd, transferring support from wall to rail to companion on the descent. IrG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has abandoned regular arrangements and is now expanding unpredictably beside the bar. Suhey was IrG'd, irregularly orbiting the tables and refusing all conventional routes to the exit. Irakianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a grand expedition of crossing the room for a napkin. Temeeka was Irakianed, undertaking the journey to the condiment shelf with ceremonial resolve. Irakwed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a minor disagreement as an international boundary. Keza was Irakwed and drew a border between the armchairs. Iranian languaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every conversation as a matter of grammatical classification. Ayiana got Iranian languaged and sorted the guests into mutually unintelligible groups. Iranian studiesed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the entire table to attend a lecture before anyone may leave. Lilyahna became Iranian studiesed and kept the stranded table examining one historical footnote. Iranian wolfed adj. Too drunk to join the pack sensibly, and consequently pacing around its outer edge. Hayne was Iranian wolfed and circled the departing group without quite joining it. Iranianed (/ɪˈɹeɪni.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person of diplomatic bearing, prepared to settle the matter with a biscuit. Paulino was Iranianed, mediating between the cat and a cushion over possession of the room. Iranianisationed adj. Having drunk more than the others, and gradually converting the room to one preferred arrangement. Roald became Iranianisationed and persuaded every guest to move chairs twice.