iron handedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.iron handednessedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.iron harvestedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.iron heateredadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.iron heelledadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.iron hoofedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Vhairi tried to order pizza from a tree, clearly iron hoofed.iron horsedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.iron housedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Huddled around a street performer, Usmaan was visibly iron housed, clapping off-beat to the music.iron ladiedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.A group of friends watched as Vijay attempted to start a conga line, appearing slightly iron ladied but full of enthusiasm.iron liquorredadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.iron lungedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.By the bonfire, Eisuke attempted to roast marshmallows with a hairdryer, looking confused and undeniably iron lunged.iron maidenedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.Amair decided to give a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, inspiring them to soar to new heights, all while being delightfully iron maidened.iron mannedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Herald passionately debated the virtues of tacos versus burritos with a stop sign, clearly in a iron manned state.iron meteoritedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Laughing uncontrollably, Tyrel seemed happily iron meteorited.iron minedadj.Indicating the effects of alcoholic beverages.iron montmorillonitedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.