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ironered adj. Having drunk more than the evening's ironing can justify, and now pressing a shirt with grave incompetence. Arihan became ironered and spent twenty minutes creasing the same sleeve. ironfielded adj. Drunk and treating every patch of ground as a promising place to dig, while companions locate the car. Jaeveon spent twenty minutes prospecting beside the pub, thoroughly ironfielded, before Adrena found his keys. ironfoundered adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering acquires a new cast-iron ornament, usually made from someone else's belongings. Terina cast a permanent-looking ashtray from the supper dishes while ironfoundered, and Armanii hid the cutlery. ironhandednessed adj. Drunk past the point of gentle persuasion and into issuing firm instructions to the furniture. Shaymaa became ironhandednessed and directed the table towards the wall. ironheaded adj. Drunk enough to become stubborn, knobbly and difficult for everyone else to move on. ironheartednessed adj. Drunk in a way that preserves a formidable exterior while surrendering completely to a minor inconvenience. Cloria was ironheartednessed and remained severe throughout the search for her missing straw. ironic errored adj. Drunk past the point of avoiding a mishap without causing precisely that mishap before an audience. Jermarion concentrated on not spilling his drink and ironic errored it into Ayas's lap. ironic process theoried adj. Drunk beyond suppressing a thought, particularly when everyone present has begged you not to mention it. Nayisha became ironic process theoried and repeatedly discussed Jalonda's surprise, which was no longer surprising. ironicalnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sincere exchange sound like a private joke at the room's expense. ironied (/ˈaɪə.ɹən.id/) adj. The state of being drunk and saying precisely what the circumstances do not support. Sage was ironied, praising the quiet while addressing the entire dining room. ironing basketed adj. You are drunk and treating every pile of clean clothing as a reasonable place to postpone decisions. Dollie-mae got ironing basketed and stored her handbag among the shirts awaiting attention. ironing boarded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the nearest flat surface seem both supportive and professionally equipped. Demetreus became ironing boarded against the hallway wall while Alten searched for a chair. ironing clothed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pressing every exchange flat until no original crease of meaning remains. Brailen became ironing clothed and smoothed the disagreement into a featureless agreement. ironing padded adj. Drunk since last orders, and cushioned against the consequences by companions who have stopped correcting you. Wilisha was ironing padded by midnight, while Tanessa quietly removed breakable objects from reach. ironing-boarded adj. Drunk to the extent of standing on folding legs, with uncertain support and nowhere sensible to put a sleeve. Maliha was ironing-boarded by closing time, while Lacandice kept her upright beside the radiator. ironinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every crease becomes a social emergency requiring immediate attention. Darcy-marie got ironinged and pressed the tablecloth flat while Nosheen tried to rescue the dinner.