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ironisered adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking ironically enough that nobody can tell whether help has been requested. Glennda grew ironisered at dinner, leaving Brenika to interpret every plea as a joke. ironismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and doubtful that any explanation can survive being put into words. ironisted (/ˈaɪɹənɪstd/) adj. Still drunk, and turning each failed joke into material for the next one at the table's expense. Cheveyo stayed ironisted through breakfast, making Adlan regret asking how the evening ended. ironmakered adj. Too drunk to manufacture anything useful, but still assigning the room's raw materials to a grand industrial project. ironmakinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the slow production of a heavy substance into the evening's collective responsibility. Dinelle was ironmakinged by midnight, while Charley-mae supplied snacks to keep the process moving. ironmanned adj. Having drunk more than an endurance athlete would sensibly attempt, yet continuing to compete with the furniture. Euphemia was ironmanned by one o'clock, while Vivaan removed chairs from her route. ironmastered adj. You have drunk enough to run the evening like a metalworks, issuing heavy instructions nobody requested. Zonia became ironmastered and reorganised the seating while Raiden tried to save the buffet. ironmined adj. Drunk and digging steadily through the pub's conversation for ore of uncertain value. Jaxom got ironmined beneath the table's level of discourse and returned with a story. ironmongered (/ˈaɪə(ɹ)nˌmʌŋɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and offering hardware solutions to social difficulties that require neither hinges nor nails. ironmongeressed adj. Of a drinker: attempting to supply the gathering with assorted hardware, despite nobody having requested a fastening. Jaevian became ironmongeressed and distributed screws among the guests while Michoel collected them. ironmongeried adj. A drinker who has turned the room into a hardware counter and expects everyone to browse patiently. Aubryella went ironmongeried, displaying spoons and screws while Kaleisha looked for the exit. ironmongeringed adj. Describing a drinker who conducts the evening as a trade in hardware, with friends obliged to inspect the stock. Josiaha became ironmongeringed and sold imaginary hinges to Kietan for increasingly personal prices. ironmongressed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a hardware shop's priorities, sorting companions into useful fittings. Aedan grew ironmongressed after midnight, while Brittany prevented him from labelling the guests. ironned (/ˈaɪənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a common, rust-prone certainty that attracts every passing argument. Michaelene went ironned and collected objections from every corner of the room. ironnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every person nearby seems required to become heavier, quieter and harder to reason with. ironomyiided adj. Drunk to a degree that you hover near the light, with the persistence of a small fly.