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ironpersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of completing an endurance event nobody had scheduled. Makayda went ironpersonned after walking home by the longest possible route. irons in the fired adj. Drunk on the strength of several ongoing commitments, none of which now appears necessary. ironsanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and accumulating densely at the edge of proceedings. Marria grew ironsanded beneath the table, with a respectable weight to her silence. ironsided adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying more courage than structural flexibility. Lordina became ironsided and attempted the narrow staircase without reconsideration. ironsmithed adj. Still drunk, and making durable alterations to whatever happens to be nearby. Malcomb was ironsmithed and repaired the loose handle with a butter knife. ironsmithied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor task as a demanding metal trade. Harshan was ironsmithied and approached the bottle opener with professional concentration. ironsmithinged adj. Too drunk to produce anything delicate, but still prepared to make it from metal. Kahlif was ironsmithinged and treated the coat stand as a practical commission. ironstoned adj. Having drunk enough to become dense, impure, and difficult to move from the premises. Sie was ironstoned by closing time, with the sofa offering the only workable extraction method. ironwared adj. Having drunk more than the household utensils can reasonably be expected to withstand. Maesa went ironwared and arranged the kitchen tools according to an unexplained system. ironweeded adj. You have drunk enough to spread through the room in a manner both hardy and botanical. Joshawn became ironweeded, appearing beside every conversation without being invited. ironwomanned adj. You are drunk and considerably tougher than the arrangements made for your departure. Dervila was ironwomanned and carried her own suitcase down the hotel stairs. ironwooded adj. Of a drinker: solid in manner, resistant to guidance, and not easily carried anywhere. Devrim was ironwooded beside the fireplace, unaffected by several polite suggestions. ironworked adj. Of a drinker who has become decorative, substantial, and fixed to the nearest useful surface. Jordyan was ironworked beside the mantel, contributing weight rather than conversation. ironworkered adj. Describing a drinker who shapes every available object into a permanent arrangement. Elizjah became ironworkered and converted the bar stools into an unnecessary partition. ironworkinged adj. A drinker who turns ordinary materials into useful or decorative complications. ironworted adj. A drinker so far gone that every scrape requires a herb and an account of its history. Neptali was ironworted and prescribed tea for a bruise acquired before dinner.