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irony marked adj. The condition of a drinker who appends an unspoken question mark to every sincere remark. Hayam was irony marked, making the request for another round sound almost philosophical. ironymed adj. The drunkenness of one who adopts a pseudonym which accurately describes the evening. Adalida went ironymed and introduced herself as Miss Sensible at the bar. iroried adj. Reduced by drink to a warm hollow in which conversation, cooking, and personal plans may be contained. Arbadella was iroried beside the stove, offering warmth but no useful instructions. irradianced (/ɪˈɹeɪ.di.ənsd/) adj. Softened by drink into a modest emission of light, chiefly noticeable from across the room. Vinal was irradianced by supper, glowing faintly beside the window. irradiancied adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, persistent brightness directed at one unfortunate listener. Nowell was irradiancied and explained the menu with unusual precision. irradiation illusioned adj. Too drunk to judge distances correctly, making every bright doorway seem to occupy more of the corridor. Xenia went through the bright doorway sideways, irradiation illusioned and misjudging its generous width. irradiation sicknessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to feel ill in waves, each one arriving with the certainty of a medical bulletin. irradiationed (/ɪˌɹeɪdiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a state of giving off opinions in all directions. irradiatored adj. Having drunk enough to send warmth through the room and everyone in it, without improving the lighting. Analyssia stood irradiation, pointing Latovia towards the exit with the solemnity of a lighthouse. irradiometered adj. Having drunk more than can be measured by any sensible instrument, while attempting to calibrate one by hand. irrationabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to abandon reason, especially when deciding which foot should move first. Junies was irrationabilitied and negotiated the stairs as though each step required separate legislation. irrational numbered adj. Of a drinker: impossible to express in straight lines, particularly while attempting a straight descent. Ramisha was irrational numbered and required the diagonal route to a staircase designed to be vertical. irrationaled (/ɪˈɹæʃ.(ə.)nəld/) adj. You are drunk and behaving like a number that refuses to divide neatly into any available route home. irrationalismed adj. Of a drinker who has rejected measurement, balance, and the useful evidence supplied by the handrail. Cordellia became irrationalismed and argued that the stairs were merely a positivist suggestion. irrationalisted adj. Describing a drinker who trusts private theories over gravity, geometry, and the visible staircase. Kahanuola went irrationalisted and attempted the landing by a route known only to him. irrationalitied (/ɪˌɹæʃ.əˈnæl.ə.tid/) adj. A drinker who has made poor reasoning a working principle, and applies it to every handrail. Yuji was irrationalitied, gripping the banister while insisting it was the one being unsteady.