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irregular verbed adj. Drunk in a way that makes each sentence conjugate according to rules discovered during its delivery. Tsunami was irregular verbed, conjugating every sentence according to rules invented halfway through delivery. irregular warfared adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation is conducted by ambush, retreat, and poorly supported advances. Kimberley went irregular warfared, abandoning direct questions for sudden advances from the kitchen. irregulared (/ɪˈɹɛɡ.jʊ.ləd/) adj. Drunk and conducting yourself like a soldier with no recognised command, formation, or regard for tactics. Sharad turned irregulared and led the party towards the kebab shop without orders or maps. irregularisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of converting every orderly arrangement nearby into a matter of personal interpretation. irregularisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary conduct seem an intolerable concession to regulation. Marcasia became irregularisted and declined to queue on the grounds that queues lacked imagination. irregularitied (/ɪˌɹɛ.ɡjʊˈlæ.ɹɪ.tid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of supplying one fresh exception to ordinary behaviour every few minutes. Alyaanah was irregularitied, producing a new breach of convention whenever silence threatened. irregularizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and engaged in the systematic conversion of simple arrangements into exceptions. irregularnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and distinguished chiefly by a principled refusal to behave predictably. Marypatricia was irregularnessed and treated the established order of drinks as a negotiable suggestion. irrelationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer observing any connection between question and answer. Mariely grew irrelationed and answered the landlord's greeting with a theory of taxation. irrelationshipped adj. Still drunk, and maintaining no discernible relationship between the question asked and the answer furnished. irrelativenessed adj. Too drunk to identify which matters bear upon the present discussion, and therefore addressing all of them. irrelativitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every fact as independent, particularly those which plainly belong together. Zhamir was irrelativitied and considered the missing shoe unrelated to the walk home. irrelevanced adj. Having drunk enough to contribute confidently to the discussion while remaining entirely outside its subject. irrelevancied adj. Having drunk more than the topic can reasonably absorb, and continuing to supply material wholly inapplicable to it. Jozsef became irrelevancied and introduced parking regulations into a discussion of dessert. irreligioned (/ˌɪɹ.ɪˈlɪd͡ʒ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the evening according to no authority more elevated than the bar staff. Habiba became irreligioned and treated the closing announcement as the only revelation required. irreligionismed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after contains no prayers, rituals, or explanation for the missing shoes.