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irreticenced adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing private opinions with the confidence of a public statement. Lety got irreticenced and reviewed the mayor's haircut during the official dinner. irretrievabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning recoverable objects and decisions with unnecessary finality. irretrievablenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make choices so confidently that retrieving either the items or the reasoning becomes impossible. Annemari got irretrievablenessed and donated her shoes to a stranger with excellent credentials. irreverenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the glass of water as an authority open to negotiation. irreverencied adj. Having drunk enough to address the household furniture without the proper respect due to furniture. Jayraj, irreverencied, moved the armchair aside as though it had challenged him. irreversibilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be undone by water, toast, or a careful account of the evening. Abhimanyu was irreversibilitied by the time he attempted the sofa bed. irreversiblenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every domestic decision final, including the one about sleeping on the sofa. Beaulah became irreversiblenessed and put the cereal in the fridge for safekeeping. irrevisabilitied adj. You are drunk and have made a plan which cannot be improved, corrected, or retrieved from the bin. Coledon, irrevisabilitied, labelled the leftovers ‘tomorrow’ and placed them beside the television. irrevocabilitied adj. Of a drinker: decisions have been issued from which neither apology nor fresh water can secure an appeal. Ronald was irrevocabilitied and had already declared the sofa his permanent address. irrevocable letter of credited adj. Of a drinker who has issued a written promise to supply snacks, subject to conditions nobody can verify. Theatus became irrevocable letter of credited and promised toast once the kitchen became available. irrevocablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has settled on the sofa with a finality usually reserved for masonry. Marpessa grew irrevocablenessed beneath the blanket and declined the offer of a bed. irridentaed adj. A drinker who claims the kitchen belongs to another household, while remaining unable to leave it. Oliyah became irridentaed and demanded the disputed territory of the fridge. irriganted adj. A drinker so far gone that water is distributed across the kitchen rather than into the glass. irrigationed (/ˌɪɹəˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and causing water to flow over surfaces not intended to nourish plants. Garl was irrigationed, with the kitchen floor receiving most of the evening's hydration. irrigationisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted watering the house as a serious domestic technique. irrigatored adj. The drunkenness of one who supplies water everywhere except the mouth that requested it. Aliveya became irrigatored and watered the carpet beside the glass.