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irrigraphied adj. Reduced by drink to reading the pulse of the household through the plumbing and sofa springs. irrisioned (/ɪˈɹɪʒənd/) adj. Softened by drink into laughing at the glass of water for having arrived without a straw. irritabilitied (/ˌɪɹɪtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into objecting to the kettle, the tap, and the sofa in quick succession. Keva was irritabilitied and told the kettle to make its intentions clearer. irritable bowel syndromed adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen, the sofa, and the bathroom as a single badly planned circuit. Madoc was irritable bowel syndromed and kept changing direction beside the coffee table. irritable hearted adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water seems personally responsible for the evening's exertions. Omarius became irritable hearted and demanded that the sofa stop moving. irritable male syndromed adj. Drunk enough to become withdrawn, nervous, and oddly reluctant to discuss the condition of the sitting room. irritablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating crumbs, cushions, kettles, or anyone else's method of filling a glass. Jartavious was irritablenessed and removed one harmless crumb from the sofa. irritainmented adj. Drunk beyond entertainment into the household's more successful methods of annoyance and embarrassment. irritanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes the dripping tap, warm room, and misplaced glass equally difficult to forgive. irritancied adj. Describing a drinker who makes every harmless remark grate like a chair dragged across the pub floor. Lonn got irritancied and took exception to the barmaid polishing a glass near him. irritanted (/ˈɪɹɪtəntd/) adj. A drinker who treats each passing suggestion as a medicinal application of further annoyance. Mykal turned irritanted after the first round and prescribed objections to everyone at the table. irritationed (/ˌɪɹɪˈteɪʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary exchange becomes an act of sustained annoyance. irritatived adj. The state of being drunk and liable to set off fresh aggravation wherever conversation settles. Karline grew irritatived when the darts team began discussing fixtures without consulting her. irritativenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns mild pub inconveniences into a continuing source of grievance. irritatored adj. The drunkenness of one who irritates the room by appearing wherever patience is thinnest. Harper-rayne went irritatored, leaning over every table to improve conversations already under way. irrorationed adj. Reduced by drink to sprinkling the table, the bar, and one unsuspecting sleeve with misplaced moisture. Ivy-rayne became irrorationed while attempting to refill a glass beside the fruit bowl.