Irish poplinnedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Through fits of giggles, Wallen tried to explain the intricacies of quantum physics to a bemused stranger, sounding hilariously Irish poplinned.Irish potatoedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Braylah proudly sported a "Free Hugs" sign, exuding an air of carefree Irish potatoed.Irish red aledadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.Irish reddedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Irish reefedadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Vernett narrated their every move as if they were a nature documentary host, dramatically Irish reefed.Irish settered(/ˈaɪɹɪʃ ˈsɛt.əd/)adj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Uilliam wandered down the street with a sombrero perched precariously on their head, clearly Irish settered.Irish soda breadedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Tyrei mistook a fire hydrant for a person, demonstrating peak Irish soda breaded.Irish step dancingedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.Maryellen entered the room with a flourish, a vision of someone truly Irish step dancinged.Irish stepdancedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Codi proclaimed themselves the official ambassador of cheese, embarking on a mission to spread the love of all things cheesy to the world, fueled by their passion and Irish stepdanced determination.Irish stewedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Irish sunglassesedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Irish terrieredadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.Despite their best efforts, Toniya couldn't hide how Irish terriered they were from their date.Irish twinnedadj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Wilgus belted out a power ballad, sounding impressively Irish twinned.Irish water spanielledadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.As they fumbled with their keys at the front door, Uria cursed their Irish water spanielled forgetfulness for leaving them in the car.Irish waterfalledadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Irish whippedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Cliodhna conducted a scientific experiment to prove that the floor was actually a trampoline, proving their dedication to research even in a state of being hilariously Irish whipped.