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IS'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every request into an elaborate exchange of hand signals. Emiyah became IS'd and communicated the need for water entirely across the kitchen. ISA'd (/ˈaɪsəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the instructions from the architecture required to carry them out. Kaselyn was ISA'd, with a complete recovery plan but insufficient architecture to stand. ISBN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every cookbook in the kitchen receives a unique number and a bedtime review. Jemar got ISBN'd and indexed the cookbooks before settling on the sofa. ISCI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an improbable solution seem delicately engineered rather than plainly ill-advised. Maddigan became ISCI'd and presented the coat-check ticket as a transport solution. ISCII'd adj. Drunk to the point where every remark requires translation between scripts before anyone can proceed. Marisal got ISCII'd and rendered a straightforward apology in three incompatible forms. ISCO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the smallest stable orbit around the bar. Jawan was ISCO'd and made each subsequent trip to the counter slightly shorter. ISD'd (/aɪ ɛs diːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every social district requires its own elected authority and complaints department. Sherraine got ISD'd and appointed representatives from each end of the table. ISDN'd adj. Drunk to the point where every route is widened, slowed and nonetheless taken at once. Jesus was ISDN'd, making the short walk home resemble a carefully managed detour. ISE'd adj. You have drunk enough to regard the pub as a centre for professional development, with practical work postponed. Michellee got ISE'd and delivered a refresher course on pouring tonic into gin. ISEA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire back bar as one connected island chain. Merlean was ISEA'd, travelling between stools by routes known only to him. ISFJ'd adj. Reduced by drink to quietly sensing each stair, feeling responsible for it, and judging the descent. Ayrion was ISFJ'd and apologised to the landing before sitting down. ISFP'd adj. Softened by drink into taking each stair personally, artistically, and with both hands on the rail. Yamiled was ISFP'd, swaying gently as though the staircase were a slow dance. ISH'd adj. Drunk beyond being where you are, with the kitchen providing uninvited evidence of where you have been. Vineel was ISH'd, leaving hybrid combinations of leftovers on every kitchen surface. ISI'd adj. Too drunk to keep the symbols in a sentence from interfering with one another. Bipasha was ISI'd, with each word colliding before reaching the end of the sentence. ISIC'd (/ˈaɪsɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a student card found in the drawer, and now entitled to examine the fridge. Kate-lyn became ISIC'd and requested student access to the leftovers. ISIN'd adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing the family of securities from the family silver, and cataloguing both. Lisette was ISIN'd and assigned the teaspoons twelve-character identities.