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ISM'd adj. Softened by drink into accepting the medal of last night’s service without examining its merits. Noval was ISM'd, quietly wearing yesterday’s achievement while refusing to discuss the ceremony. ISMS'd adj. You are drunk and applying formal security controls to conversations that contain no confidential information. Tanazia was ISMS'd and demanded a risk assessment before discussing the pudding. ISO'd (/ˈaɪ.səʊd/) adj. Drunk enough to preserve the entire evening as an image, though nobody can mount it. Boni was ISO'd by midnight, retaining the evening in a format no one could open. ISP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having turned the kitchen light into a polarised astronomical signal. Dragan got ISP'd and delivered a long account of the lamp's relationship with the dust. ISR'd adj. Reduced by drink to executing a small, automatic response whenever anything occurs nearby. Valonda was ISR'd, replying to every remark with the same carefully preserved anecdote. ISRC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns each kitchen noise into a separately catalogued recording. Xoie became ISRC'd and gave the kettle's click its own catalogue entry. ISRU'd adj. You are drunk and extracting local resources, principally loose change and whatever remains in the bowl. Elaheh went ISRU'd and assembled dinner from peanuts, ice, and a neglected lemon. ISS'd adj. Having drunk enough to remain present at school while being quietly removed from all useful activity. Mirya was ISS'd by half past ten, seated apart and completing a worksheet about fractions. ISSN'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening's repeating requests for water as a continuing publication. Jaselyn got ISSN'd and numbered each request for water as a new issue. ISTJ'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise account of every stair, while coordination remains unverified. Tashala was ISTJ'd and issued a numbered report on the first four steps. ISTP'd adj. Still drunk, and quietly assessing the round, the coats and the route home before committing to any of them. Jezzel stayed ISTP'd by the bar, inspecting the coat pile without joining the discussion. ISV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who publishes new software for walking, without testing it on stairs. John-james was ISV'd and released an unstable gait before reaching the landing. ISWG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrower gauge, especially when estimating the remaining whisky. Jarrin was ISWG'd and measured the gap beneath the door with a coaster. Isaaqed adj. Sharpened by drink into precise complaints about the angle, temperature and moral quality of breakfast. Hurschel was Isaaqed, criticising the toast with forensic attention to its edges. Isabellaed (/ɪzəˈbɛləd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet, fruity recollection of events that breakfast cannot verify. Landree was Isabellaed, describing the taxi ride as unusually generous and almost musical. Isanned adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, before breakfast, that the household will now be reorganised. Shirlyn was Isanned, issuing confident instructions about cupboards and the disposal of yesterday's plates.