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isobioclimated adj. You have drunk enough to draw invisible climate boundaries across the sitting room, then settle on the sofa. Topaz became isobioclimated and assigned separate weather systems to each end of the sofa. isoboldined adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen counter as a laboratory bench for increasingly unnecessary remedies. isoboled adj. Of a drinker: arranging glasses at equal distances, then losing interest halfway to the sofa. isobologramed adj. Of a drinker who has plotted the exact balance of snack and water required to remain on the sofa. Mabry was isobologramed, adjusting crisps and water until the evening appeared chemically stable. isobolographed adj. Describing a drinker who has mapped every successful combination of blanket, cushion and glass. isobolographied adj. A drinker who records the household's reliable proportions of drink, supper and recovery. isoborneoled adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa's outer cushion seems the only sensible place to land. isoboundaried adj. The state of being drunk and unable to cross the boundary between the sofa and the kitchen. Sinay was isoboundaried, looking towards the kitchen whenever the water glass became empty. isobromindioned adj. The condition of a drinker who treats a glass of water as a prescribed evening remedy. isobronted adj. The drunkenness of one who records when household thunder began, usually during the journey to the kitchen. Ayres was isobronted, noting the exact moment the cupboard door began its nightly storm. isobutadiened adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the same short journey between the sofa and the water tap. Sharde was isobutadiened, making the same small circuit whenever thirst returned. isobutambened adj. Softened by drink into accepting the kitchen floor as a reasonable place to rest. Antonieta was isobutambened, lowering herself onto the kitchen floor beside the fridge. isobutaned adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying, with great precision, the one cushion that is not yours. Diyar was isobutaned and selected the sofa cushion belonging to nobody in particular. isobutanoled adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning the glass in whichever room the evening happens to end. Elaina was isobutanoled, leaving water on the mantel and a biscuit on the sofa arm. isobutened adj. Emboldened by drink to open the fridge repeatedly, as though supper might improve on inspection. isobutylamined adj. Drunk and questioning the fridge about its contents, despite having just checked them.