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Isaurianed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which finding one's shoes becomes an afternoon project.
Tennesha was
Isaurianed
, searching patiently for shoes beside the bed where they had always been.
Isawiyyaed
adj.
Drunk enough to turn the morning's hangover into a private brotherhood requiring repeated cups of tea.
Corda was
Isawiyyaed
, admitting only fellow sufferers to the quiet end of the table.
Iscarioted
adj.
Of a drinker who has confidently appointed himself custodian of everyone else's secrets.
Sophiane grew
Iscarioted
and promised to keep the landlord's confidential news safe from the landlord.
Iscariotismed
adj.
Describing a drinker who turns every well-meant confidence into an opportunity for decisive betrayal.
Martwon became
Iscariotismed
and revealed the birthday arrangements before ordering the birthday cake.
Ischianed
adj.
A drinker who has confidently claimed a place in the room and begun issuing local guidance.
Mimia became
Ischianed
and directed visitors towards a railway station that was in another county.
Iseioned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every quiet corner becomes a sacred destination requiring formal observance.
Rosina grew
Iseioned
and lit a tea light beside the coat stand before addressing the assembled jackets.
Isekiried
adj.
Describing a drinker who treats every coat at closing time as a possible travelling companion.
Peregrine was
Isekiried
and attempted to bring two unclaimed coats home for company.
Iseumed
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary room as a temple in which your decisions carry authority.
Aralis became
Iseumed
and appointed the kitchen doorway a ceremonial entrance for late arrivals.
Isfahanied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who confidently regards unfamiliar surroundings as territory under personal administration.
Kimon became
Isfahanied
and issued walking directions through a building he had entered minutes earlier.
Ishekiried
adj.
A drinker who has turned the walk home into a prolonged exchange of farewells with stationary objects.
Brandonray was
Ishekiried
and said goodbye to the bar, the door and the umbrella stand.
Ishihara plated
adj.
Reduced by drink to a pattern in which only the most optimistic interpretation remains visible.
Jakevion was
Ishihara plated
and identified a clear number in the landlord's entirely blank notice.
Ishihara tested
adj.
Softened by drink into accepting whichever shapes your judgement happens to discover.
Kasiah grew
Ishihara tested
and declared the carpet markings a reliable map to the railway station.
Ishikawa diagramed
(/ˌɪ.ʃɪˈkɑ.wɑ ˈdaɪ.ə.ɡɹæmd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into assigning every consequence a root cause, usually located in someone nearby.
Tyronda became
Ishikawa diagramed
and traced the missing crisps to a conspiracy involving the coat rack.
Ishimed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to intervene in mortal affairs with an authority no one has granted.
Ayshah became
Ishimed
and reorganised the pub's seating plan for the benefit of total strangers.
Ishmaelianed
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish a family tree from the list of people who bought the last round.
Adian was
Ishmaelianed
, tracing the bar's entire ancestry through a stack of receipts.
Ishmaelited
(/ˈɪʃ.meɪ.əˌlaɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk and confidently treating exclusion as evidence of an important independent mission.
Paizlyn became
Ishmaelited
and left the group to negotiate with a vending machine alone.
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