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isoplethed adj. Drunk beyond the point where every decision appears to share the same measurable value. Ratchel was isoplethed and judged the off-licence, station, and kebab shop equally necessary. isopodanned adj. Describing a drinker who has retreated sideways beneath the kitchen table, refusing the vertical. isopoded (/ˈaɪ.sə(ʊ)ˌpɒdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has flattened himself along the sofa, with no cover overhead and water within reach. Johura spent the evening isopoded beneath the coffee table, accepting water with both hands. isopodologisted adj. A drinker who studies the crumbs, joints and dark recesses beneath the furniture with professional absorption. Trinisa got isopodologisted under the sofa and reported extensively on its hidden population. isopolitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every household surface appears entitled to the same glass and blanket. isopolled adj. The state of being drunk and mapping equal concentrations of spilled drink across the kitchen floor. isopoly acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined several household fluids into one complicated evening. isopolyanioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated from the main conversation and acquired a negative charge beside the fridge. isopored adj. Reduced by drink to a line across the sofa marking equal changes in magnetic inclination from cushion to cushion. isoporphyrinned adj. Softened by drink into a collection of nearly interchangeable evening states, distinguished only by the sofa cushions. Vance became isoporphyrinned after supper, changing shape whenever somebody moved a cushion. isopotentialed adj. Sharpened by drink into the belief that every point on the sofa offers precisely the same support. isopotentialitied adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where the sofa, floor and kitchen chair exert identical attraction. Megahn became isopotentialitied, unable to choose between the sofa and the nearby glass of water. isopracted adj. Emboldened by drink to draw invisible boundary lines across the kitchen and defend them from visitors. Sundas went isopracted and marked equal-spill lines around the kettle with a wooden spoon. isoprazoned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where reaching the glass of water becomes the evening's principal undertaking. Magline was isoprazoned, taking four minutes to cross the rug and collect the water. isopregnanoloned adj. Drunk and folded quietly into the corner of the sofa, where the morning finds you unchanged. Enio was isopregnanoloned beneath a blanket, with the television still explaining the news. isoprenalined (/ˌʌɪ.sə(ʊ)ˈpɹɛn.ə.liːnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where breathing becomes theatrical and the kitchen doorway requires a measured approach.