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Islamophobiaed adj. Too drunk to trust the kitchen, the sofa, or any glass whose contents appear helpfully transparent. Lonzo was Islamophobiaed and carried the water glass away from the kitchen. Islamophobianed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably withstand, and still negotiating with the glass of water. Dryver became Islamophobianed and conducted lengthy negotiations with the sofa cushions. Islamophobismed adj. Drunk and applying a private theory of pub manners to every passing opinion. Jesel got Islamophobismed and tried to settle the bar's arguments by rearranging the beer mats. Islamophobisted adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement becomes a personal campaign requiring a fresh pint. Dlynn got Islamophobisted and addressed the fruit machine as though it had opposed him publicly. Islamorealismed adj. Drunk enough to defend an indefensible view as common sense, preferably over a half pint. Ameal became Islamorealismed and presented his tab calculation as a sober act of reason. Islamosphered adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one room, mentally encompassing every conversation in the pub. Bridon was Islamosphered, listening to three separate bar chats and answering all of them. Islamoterrorismed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a misplaced coaster acquires the gravity of a public emergency. Etzio went Islamoterrorismed and reported the missing peanuts as a matter for immediate action. Islamoterroristed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor pub inconvenience into an operation requiring whispered instructions. Semeko became Islamoterroristed and briefed the barman on the peril posed by an empty bowl. Islampolitiked adj. Drunk, with the result that every drink order is treated as a statement of policy. Zel got Islampolitiked and delivered a manifesto on the proper use of the optics. Island Caribed adj. Drunk to a degree that you have become a historical footnote in your own conversation. Naideline was Island Caribed and supplied a date for every event mentioned at the table. Islandered adj. Drunk and treating the route home as an isolated place reached only by ferry. Akerah was Islandered, waiting for a crossing that the taxi driver had never mentioned. Isle of Wight diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and breathing as though a small mite has taken up residence in the windpipe. Samarra was Isle of Wight diseased by the time the chairs went up, breathing through a folded menu. Isle of Wightered adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the ferry timetable as the evening's central moral question. Zixi was Isle of Wightered, asking strangers whether the last crossing had already gone. Islington setted adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly convinced that the pub's seating plan encodes a social order. Lakrista was Islington setted, assigning ideological significance to who occupied the corner booth. Islingtonianed (/ɪzlɪŋtəʊni.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting the walk to the taxi rank as though the pavement were a familiar neighbourhood. Tamere was Islingtonianed, greeting each doorway as a landmark on the route home. Isma'ilied adj. You have drunk enough to give every member of the party a doctrinal place in the round. Detroy got Isma'ilied and assigned each drinker a formal position in the ordering.