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Ismaelianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim descent from whoever happens to be holding the crisps. Raqiya was Ismaelianed, establishing a grand connection with the landlord over salted peanuts. Ismaelited adj. Having drunk more than the family tree can reasonably support, and still adding branches. Lindajean was Ismaelited, claiming kinship with everyone who knew the barmaid. Ismailianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one familiar face from another, or one introduction from its sequel. Yemariam was Ismailianed, greeting Bronx as though they had met at three different weddings. Ismailied (/ˌɪsmʌɪˈiːlid/) adj. You are drunk and quietly convinced that the next round requires a system of succession. Detavion was Ismailied, appointing Robie to oversee the crisps and the change. Ismailismed adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed a complete set of pub doctrines, including several never taught. Ayda-rose was Ismailismed and recited the house rules as though they were sacred text. Ismailisted adj. Describing a drinker who recruits adherents to an argument first invented beside the pumps. Voni got Ismailisted and gathered agreement before anyone had heard the question. Ismailited adj. Of a drinker: committed to a line of reasoning which has acquired followers without gaining sense. Johnee was Ismailited, leading a small congregation towards the kebab shop. Ismailiyahed adj. A drinker who turns a private pub conviction into a settled school of thought. Nisean was Ismailiyahed, founding a new doctrine concerning the correct order of bar snacks. Isnaged adj. A drinker so far gone that a simple bar snack becomes an expedition requiring a guide. Annajane was Isnaged and needed Liczy to escort her from the bar to the crisps. Isneged adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's grand historical distinctions have become a question of finding one's coat. Remmington became Isneged and addressed the cloakroom attendant as though presiding over an assembly. Isocrackinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a refining process, with the evening's low-value material turned into a plea for chips. Charaine went Isocrackinged and transformed an elegant supper into several portions of chips. Isokoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the ancient dignity of trying every key in the lock. Teanisha was Isokoed and treated the front door as a problem requiring ceremonial perseverance. Ispahanied adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself guardian of a city's imagined boundaries. Hariata grew Ispahanied and refused to let anyone leave until she had approved their route home. Israeli couscoused adj. Still drunk, and composed of many small, toasted spheres of purpose rolling quietly towards the kitchen. Ysidra was Israeli couscoused, with every intention rounded off before reaching the buffet. Israeli saladed adj. Too drunk to remain whole, reduced to finely diced intentions scattered across the table. Keriah became Israeli saladed and distributed her evening into tomato-sized fragments of conversation. Israelianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a minor domestic dispute for the collapse of an ancient kingdom. Dexi got Israelianed and declared the missing remote a matter of constitutional importance.