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isozeaxanthinned (/ˌaɪ.səʊ.ziː.əˈzæn.θɪnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of two conflicting colours, neither of which survives the taxi ride. isozymed adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning as a variant of oneself with no practical improvement. Aiddan was isozymed after last orders, functioning as a variant of himself with no detectable improvement. ispaghulaed (/ˌɪspəˈɡuːləd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on bulk, absorption and a determined walk home. ispaghuled adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though a glass of water were an agricultural intervention. isped adj. A drinker so far gone that every footprint, crumb and glass becomes a separate classification. Nizam was isped, assigning the abandoned tumbler its own place in the kitchen order. ispravnicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to exercise district-wide authority over matters concerning only the nearest table. Frenchie became ispravnicked and conducted an inspection of every unattended pint. ispravniked adj. Having drunk enough to appoint oneself chief officer of a district consisting chiefly of the lavatory queue. Donoven got ispravniked and maintained order among three people and a mop. isradipined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely circulate, and taking the slower route to the door. israelaned adj. You have drunk enough to become a six-pointed star, principally by lying on the carpet. Elysiana was israelaned, arranged neatly between the hearth and the umbrella stand. israpafanted adj. You are drunk and treating every small social contact as though it required antiplatelet therapy. issaronned adj. Of a drinker: measured in ancient dry volume, though chiefly consisting of lager and regret. isseied adj. Of a drinker who has crossed an ocean of alcohol and now speaks with inherited dignity. isshared adj. Describing a drinker who places a solemn Bengali mark before the name of anyone already asleep. issided adj. A drinker who clings to the wall, moves sideways and mistakes the skirting board for foliage. Jacquis became issided and travelled laterally along the pub wall. issuabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every intention seems ready for release, but none is actually issued. issuanced (/ˈɪʃ(j)uənsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and giving out explanations, opinions and small objects indiscriminately.