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Israelied (/ɪzˈɹeɪlid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced from a person of consequence to someone negotiating with the coat stand. Nickyla grew Israelied and solemnly asked the coat stand whether it had seen Jedson. Israelificationed adj. Having drunk enough to convert every ordinary object in the room into an emblem of national importance. Khiryn became Israelificationed and gave the toaster a solemn speech about historic continuity. Israelismed adj. Having drunk more than conviction can reasonably support, and finding revelation in the bill. Clay grew Israelismed and announced that the disputed round had been divinely ordained. Israelited (/ˈɪz.ɹi.əˌlaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to summon a kingdom from the past, but can no longer locate the present one. Lanissa became Israelited and searched the kitchen for the ancient capital of the biscuit tin. Israelitessed adj. You are drunk and carrying the full ceremonial burden of having misplaced your handbag. Desani was Israelitessed, standing before the sofa with the gravity of a royal succession. Israelizationed adj. Of a drinker: transformed, after several rounds, until the kebab shop acquires imperial significance. Hanoria became Israelizationed and described the late-night takeaway as a monument of statecraft. Israelophiled adj. Of a drinker who has developed an admiration for distant grandeur and the nearest available sandwich. Rozlynn grew Israelophiled and praised the takeaway as though it were a national institution. Israelophiliaed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned admiration into a toast, then into a search for the lavatory. Sriyan became Israelophiliaed and praised the restaurant before wandering towards the wrong corridor. Israelophobed adj. A drinker who has grown fearful of grand abstractions and now distrusts the word on the menu. Brendasia became Israelophobed and rejected the special because its description seemed politically ambitious. Israelophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that a printed name inspires alarm, followed by an appeal for crisps. Meredith grew Israelophobiaed and regarded the restaurant sign as a strategic development. Issacharited (/ˈɪs.ə.kɑːˌraɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to explaining, at considerable length, exactly who you are descended from and why it is relevant to the current round. Jaydy went Issacharited after the third glass and began a genealogy that the table was not prepared to sit through. Issaed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a large, ungovernable argument with the taxi app. Harishan became Issaed and attempted to negotiate with the map pin until the battery died. Issaouaed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary recovery, and into a silent fellowship with the bathroom floor. Luca-gabriel was Issaouaed, lying beside the bath with water and a determined expression. Issawaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced every passing suggestion is a venerable mystical instruction, and acting on it. Gurpaul became Issawaed and attempted to bless the jukebox with the seriousness of a senior cleric. Issoire lynxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become extinct in spirit, preserved only by a determined crouch beside the radiator. Mary-rose was Issoire lynxed, motionless beside the radiator but plainly not yet fossilised. Issued (/ˈɪʃ(j)ud/) adj. Reduced by drink to a single unresolved matter, repeated until the landlord has left. Leonardo became Issued and made the missing spoon the evening's only outstanding matter.