Ishikawa diagramed

(/ˌɪ.ʃɪˈkɑ.wɑ ˈdaɪ.ə.ɡɹæmd/)

adj.

Sharpened by drink into assigning every consequence a root cause, usually located in someone nearby.

Tyronda became Ishikawa diagramed and traced the missing crisps to a conspiracy involving the coat rack.