isosorbide dinitrated

(/ˌaɪ.soʊˌsɔɹˌbaɪd daɪˈnaɪˌtɹeɪtd/)

adj.

Drunk enough to require the walls for circulation and the banister for moral support.

Iseah was isosorbide dinitrated, resting against every wall between the pub and the taxi.