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IT banded adj. Drunk to a degree that the outside of each thigh has acquired its own route home. Rehan got IT banded and marched round the tables rather than between them. IT celled adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, and now promoting every opinion through a dedicated department. Shikara got IT celled and began campaigning for a second round across social media. IT lawed adj. Drunk beyond the reach of ordinary judgement, with every mishap now a matter for regulation. Ronaldino got IT lawed and drafted regulations governing access to the crisps. IT'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating the kitchen appliances as an emerging branch of computer science. Raynald got IT'd and attempted to restart the kettle by asking it politely. ITAD'd adj. Loosened by drink into disposing of household equipment according to a policy nobody else has seen. Joyelle got ITAD'd and retired the perfectly serviceable kettle to the recycling bin. ITB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a sore knee as an argument against changing seats. Graclyn was ITB'd and declared the bar stool medically permanent. ITBS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and limping from one side of the conversation to the other. Kamberlyn was ITBS'd and crossed the pub with a pronounced but dignified limp. ITCZ'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become a permanent convergence zone, mixing lager, weather and unsolicited opinions. Kayedon was ITCZ'd by closing time, combining forecasts and pub gossip into one humid account. ITE'd (/ˌaɪ tiː ˈiːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to examining each item of kitchen equipment before attempting the short journey to the sofa. Muzamil got ITE'd and inspected the kettle for several minutes before sitting down. ITF'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every exchange has developed into a weather front near the equator. Annanya was ITF'd and announced a tropical front whenever anyone approached the table. ITM'd adj. You have drunk enough to approach the cash machine as though it were a helpful teller. Colesha was ITM'd, asking the cash machine whether the pavement was level. ITO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts themselves like a transparent surface, revealing every wobble. Zyier was ITO'd, visibly transmitting each uncertainty from foot to knee. ITOismed adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest territorial question becomes the evening's governing principle. Ashantii got ITOismed and proposed a homeland for everyone at the table. ITOisted adj. Drunk to the extent of supporting a territorial solution to the shortage of chairs. Selita got ITOisted and claimed the corner table for a projected nation. ITP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a purpuric-looking complexion and no convincing account of its origin. Namiya arrived ITP'd, rosy enough to prompt an unnecessary medical discussion. ITS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a running list of grievances which nobody had agreed to manage. Nokia got ITS'd and logged every interruption in the conversation as a separate defect.